Showing posts with label Schoolhouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Schoolhouse. Show all posts

Friday, October 12, 2012

Food for Thought

What is it that people always say about smiling being a universal language? I have definitely discovered that to be true here, but there is something else that is perhaps even more so: Food.
 

"Nice to meet you, have a meat roll."
"Good morning, have a cookie."
"You look sad, have some fried rice."
"You look bored, have some chestunts."
It's a wonder Chinese people are mostly all still so tiny and no wonder that most of my first Chinese words involved food!
 
 
There is a chef who does most nights at the Brickyard and I have started calling her mom, because she always wants to feed me :) She told me the other day that if your stomach is full, you will neverbe homesick. I have to admit that a warm meal can do wonders for your mood -- unless it's tofu that is!

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Phone Duty

As much as I love (*cough cough*) phone duty, I do get to have some great conversations.

Me: Schoolhouse, Elizabeth speaking.
Guest: Hello, I'd like to make a reservation.
Me: Sure, for our restaurant, a room or a home?
Guest: Wow, and you speak wonderful English too!
Me: Umm...Thank you...


Tour Guide: There is some construction going on and they aren't letting our bus come to your restaurant.
Me: Yes, you just need to drive up to the wall, around and back down.
Tour Guide: We tried that but there is too much water in the parking lot so we can't go through.
Me: Your guests might have to get out and walk then. It's only about 5 minutes.
Tour Guide: All 27 of them?
Me: There really are only 2 ways to get here and if your bus can't go either way, I don't really see another option.
Tour Guide: Can't you just bring our meal to us up here at the wall?


Guest: I'd like to make a reservation for 4 on Saturday.
Me: Ok. For what time?
Guest: How about noon? Is it going to be raining on Saturday?
Mona: Only the Chinese government can control the weather.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Camera Duty

So apparently the kitchen fan at the Schoolhouse is a little loud...or at least the neighbours have been complaining that it keeps them awake.If they were just annoyed it would be one thing, but they decided that the best way to deal with it is to throw rocks at the fan. This is how, you guessed it, I ended up on camera duty.

I got the honour of standing in the alley outside the office waiting to see if anyone was dumb enough to do anything while I had a camera pointed at them. While this worked relatively well temporarily -- I have no pictures that is -- it did not really solve anything since I was not going to stand there all day and all night.

On the plus side, apparently I provided entertainment. They all thought my job was quite funny or so I gathered by their pointing and jeering. One of them even took what I assume he thought was a sneaky picture of me.

I understand it's all solved now thanks to a townhall meeting. Two-Three hours on camera duty was plenty for me anyways!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Broken Telephone (No Pun Intended)

My cell phone ran out of minutes the other morning, as it sometimes does, so I planned to go to the store after work to buy one of those little pieces of paper with a number on it that you call to add more minutes. At the end of the day, while I was waiting for the car back to the residence, I thought it might be a good idea to ask someone to write down what I needed for me so I would have an easier time in the shop. Juliette (who speaks a small amount of English) was sitting there, so I asked her. After gesturing and trying to explain a few times, I thought she understood because she started to write something down for me. She decided to double check on her computer, typed in some characters and asked me if that was what I meant: "You need to repair your phone?"

I then tried to explain again. She turned to Alice (who speaks a different small amount of English). She nodded vigorously as though she understood and told Juliette some buttons to push on my phone. I got confused here because there is no way to add minutes from my phone since I have never given them a credit card number, but I though maybe there was a code she needed. Juliette seemed to get a bit frustrated and passed the phone to Alice who continued to attempt the proceedure.

After a couple minutes Alice turned to me triumphantly and told me exactly how much each call I makes costs me if I am in Beijing or Huairou. Apparently they hadn't understood...I tried one more time and she said, "oh! Just give your phone and money to Johnson and he will do it on his computer. Why didn't you say that in the first place?"

Now that was a real game of broken telephone!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Back at Work

So I know I haven’t exactly been posting regularly, but can you blame me? I’ve been pretty busy. I had a very nice last few days with my mom and Marie-Eve. We did more shopping, visited the 798 art district and even went to a cooking class.

798 was interesting. It was full of wacky statues and some modern art galleries. It was free to enter the area, but they charged for all the galleries so we mostly stuck to the gift shops and saw the art on postcards. It was quite hot so we didn’t spend all day there, but we had a nice time and it wasn’t quite as complicated to get to as I thought it might be.

The cooking class was amazing. It was at a place called The Hutong and we learned to make baozi (stuffed buns). We made 3 kinds of fillings (lotus root and bok choy, pork and brown sugar), learned about all the ingredients and the history and even got to take home leftovers and a recipe. The only sad part was that we overdosed on buns and thus decided not to go to our favourite bun place for lunch the next day.

I eventually caught my mom’s cold and got quite sick with a fever yesterday so I wasn’t up to doing much. We packed and went for lunch before taking a taxi to the bus station. My mom accompanied me in and then she and Marie-Eve left for the airport.

They tried to catch a plane yesterday, but the odds were not with them (since they were flying stand-by), so they are trying again today. Keep your fingers crossed for them!

I was back at work today and put the finishing touches on my Excel booking calculator. It is now completely usable and easy to update and comes with simple instructions as well as a document detailing its inner workings so somebody else can update/modify it someday.

On a different note, anyone reading this should a) like the Schoolhouse at Mutianyu Great Wall on Facebook and b) Enter our caption contest.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Beijing Adventures

Pam and Marie-Eve arrived around 7:30 pm on Monday and I met them at the Brickyard where they had some soup before checking in. I knew that that evening was going to be my only time off while they were there so I rushed to show them around Beigou village. They got to see inside 3 of our homes (Mumanyu, Stone Forest and Big Rock House) as well as get an idea of the village. I let them go to bed and headed back to my room to pack before heading to sleep myself.

I got up early to have a proper breakfast (the best meal we serve) with them before work and saw them periodically throughout the day. As it was raining they decided to wait to go up the wall, but had a nice walk between Mutianyu and Beigou on the way home. I worked night duty and thus got to spend lots more time with them at night even though I was constrained to the Brickyard. Once most of the guests went to bed we curled up on the comfy chairs and did some travel planning.

On Wednesday Marie-Eve, my mom and I headed to the Schoolhouse after I finished the morning shift of night duty, where they stayed until the early afternoon as it was still raining. They did make it up to the wall -- but not the toboggan. I finish work at 6 so we aimed to take a bus to Huairou and then another to Beijing. However, guests were late checking in and it was about 6:30 by the time I was done. The last bus to leave Huairou was at 7 so we were in a crazy rush. Alice was amazing and organized a car to take us to the bus and we just made it there on time. Ma Hombin came with us and we got stuck with our backpacks and suitcases in the seats because the driver didn't want to open the bottom of the bus. It was quite squished, but we eventually made it there. We checked into our hostel, had a so-so dinner in a hole in the wall and went to bed.

We got up quite early on Thursday since my mom and Marie-Eve were still fairly jet lagged and had a lovely free breakfast at the hostel before heading out to Tian'men Square. We decided that Marie-Eve didn't really need to see the Forbidden City, so we just showed her the front gate before heading to a nearby park from where she got an aerial view of it. We walked all around and even took a paddleboat on the large lake in the middle.

Then we headed off to Nanloguxiang, a trinket shopping street where we bought lots of scarves and some other cool stuff. Instead of heading back near the hostel for dinner, we took a cab to the red lantern street (I don't know what it's actually called, but it has a gazillion red lanterns) to try to go to a restaurant where my mom and I had our best meal last year. However, there was a 40 minute wait so we went next door instead and had a fairly decent, though perhaps not particularily memorable, meal.

On Friday we went to a couple of markets for more shopping and some more good hole in the wall food. We ended up at Quianmen -- a restored famous old Hutong (Alley) street -- at night since the  markets all close early and got even more shopping in before what was perhaps the best Beijing duck I have ever had.

Yesterday we decided to be a bit more cultural and went to the Capital Museum. We all decided it was a very poorly arranged museum, but Marie-Eve and my mom enjoyed a number of pieces they saw. It was supposed to show the history of Beijing but was sadly lacking in text and cohesion. On the other hand, I'm really not a museum person so I may be too quick to judge. We were all very hungry by the time we finished so we decided to try the reasonably priced buffet at the museum. It was by far the worst meal we have had. We didn't realise it was closing soon and assumed they would be refilling the mostly empty trays. The pasta tasted like it had ketchup on it and the Chinese food was very North American. We headed back to the hostel for a nap and bought some buns and pastries on the way, which were much tastier.

After the nap we headed out for an acrobatics show. It was perhaps not as good as some of the ones I have seen here, but the highlight was a motorcycle act. There was a giant metal ball and a man on a motorcycle rode in and all around -- including upside down -- in it. That might have been very impressive for someone who knew little about physics, but when they added a second motorcycle, nobody could deny the skill and fearlessness they must have had. We hardly dared watch when they added a 3rd, 4th and 5th rider, all crisscrossing paths and going at crazy speeds.

Apparently we were also part of the show because we had half the audience trying to talk to us -- especially my mom -- before the show started. They fed us chips and dried meat, played peek-a-boo and exchanged e-mails with my mom. One of them even asked me if all Canadians talk as much as my mom does. That made Marie-Eve and I laugh for a good long time. We had dinner with a guy who had come with us from our hostel and he is studying Chinese so he was explaining some of the characters to me. It was quite fun!

Today was a bit more of a lazy day. We switched hostels this morning and then headed to Yashow market to buy some fake LeSportSacs -- of which my mom bought many. We had a wonderful lunch of dumplings and buns at a hole in the wall place my mom and I discovered last year and headed back to the red lantern street for an early dinner at the same place we tried to go to the other night. They told us again that it would be a 40 minute wait, but we decided to stay. They were used to the large crowds so they had had bowls of sunflower seeds, water and even popsicles they were giving out for free. 40 minutes turned into 2 hours, but eventually we got in. We were very disappointed to find out that they no longer makeour favourite dish from last year, but ordered a number of others that mostly turned out to be far too spicy. It wasn't exactly what we had hoped for given how long we had had to wait, but we got some kebabs on the way home so it was all good.

It has been crazy hot and humid here, but somehow my mom seems to have a cold. We're planning on visiting the 798 art district tomorrow and then going for a cooking class on Tuesday.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Chinese Math

Once again I found myself with no idea what to blog about today, so I will follow my dad’s suggestion and write about math.

His first question: "If you took the entire population of China and divided it by the prime number that corresponds most closely to the population of Shanghai and then multiplied it by the log of the current Yuan/dollar exchange rate, what would the answer be?”

The answer:
C= Population of China=1.35 billion
P= closest prime to the population of Shanghai= 14,009,999
R= Current exchange rate= 6.28073
L=log of current exchange rate=1.83749

Answer=C*L/P=1,770,060.07 (Thanks to wolfram alpha for the data)

This lead to me having to explain what a log is, but anyways...

Other numbers of interest:

Hours I typically work in a week: 54
Price of my favourite stuffed buns in Beijing: Rmb 0.8
Number of new Chinese words I learned today: 3 (wind, door and tree)
Days I have been in China: 85
Pageviews on my blog so far (including the old blog): 619+475=1094
Days until I go to Inner Mongolia: 1
Number of e-mails I wrote today: 16
Current number of interns: 2 (William arrived today)
Number of digits in a Chinese phone number without area code: 8
Temperature today: 35 degrees with 51% humidity
Number of times I said “Sorry, do you speak English?” today: Too many to count...

Chinese numbers: I have never found a language with easier numbers than Chinese. As soon as you can count to 10, you can count to 100. 21 is literally 2*10, 1 (er shi yi) and all the numbers work like that.

yi, er, san, si, wu, liu, qi, ba, jiu, shi

Now you can do it too!




Chinese also has a hand gesture for every number...unfortunately they are not the same as the ASL ones (which I know).

As for the characters, I know the first 3...1 horizontal line, 2 horizontal lines and 3 horizontal lines. I guess it would be a little tedious to continue like that. Oh, and 10 is a cross...

Saturday, July 14, 2012

4th Annual Community Service Day

It was community service day today which involved all the Schoolhouse staff spending 2 hours cleaning up garbage from the streets of Mutianyu as well as the restaurant’s profits going to local charities. I was a little worried we would find some snakes, but I guess we were lucky!

 
 



We actually had quite a fun time this morning and collected a huge amount of garbage. It’s nice to feel like we’re really making a difference! One of the families staying with us even came out to help and everyone got a free lunch at the end. Yes, I know, our lunch always free, but this one included 4 dishes and juice (sour plum and green bean -- which tastes oddly like the water one might have boiled beans in...)





I hosted with one of the new guys at lunch today. I have unfortunately yet to learn his name. It’s crazy how hard Chinese names are to remember! He was helping me with my Chinese and my new words of the day are: “French” (language), “French” (people), “France,” “hard” (as in hard to learn) and ‘thirsty.”

I had built up quite a long list of e-mails to answer over my days off so I spent most of the afternoon doing that and had a lovely nap when I got home.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Snakes (AAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

We found our 3rd snake in two days this morning. It was black and red striped and I think if may have been poisonous. I’m not entirely sure where it was originally found but the kitchen staff had it out by the back of the restaurant when I heard about it. Tana and her team found a huge one out by the Brickyard yesterday -- which I never got to see -- and I found a really tiny black and yellow one in one of the houses. Am I crazy to still be walking to and from work lots of the time?


It was pretty hot today but the humidity was insane. We were supposed to have thunderstorms and I think they might have been better. I felt like I was dripping all day. I wish my hair were long enough to tie up properly!

Tan Liang suddenly decided in the middle of the day that the office needed to be cleaned, so we pulled absolutely everything off all the shelves so the housekeeping staff could dust and vacuum. It didn't seem like the most productive use of time but anyways...What she says goes.

It’s only 9 pm here but I think I might be heading to bed quite soon. I’m working 8:30 am to 12 am again tomorrow and then quite possibly 7:15 am to 12 am the next day -- or if not then 7:15 am to 6 pm on Monday and 8:30 am to 12 am on Tuesday. I will be very ready for my days off on Thursday and Friday!

Friday, July 6, 2012

48 E-mails in 48 Hours

Today was pretty crazy. We had a lot more people than usual on the Schoolbus -- which I have to confirm on Friday mornings -- and nobody seemed sure of what they were doing. I finally figured it all out, but now I have to hope nobody cancels at the last minute. I don’t think I stopped running around all day and I had night duty for a large dinner party tonight. On the plus side, they had a BBQ, which meant nice leftovers. I wrote 48 e-mails in the last 2 days. Being the only intern on duty sucks!

I got 2 awesome pieces of mail that totally made my day (Thanks Lee-Ann and Grandma)! I really need to find myself a post office soon so I can return the favour!

My new Chinese words of the day are rain and tired. Hopefully tomorrow I will have to use neither.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Pasta Sauce

The office was pretty empty today since Mona and Giula both had their days off. I got to host and do phone duty, though I escaped night duty by switching for Sunday with Gina. It was less hot than it normally is because it was raining (again), but it was just as humid as ever.

We had potatoes and meat for lunch, but once I got my food I looked beside me and noticed the cashier (Zhang Xian Lin) wasn’t eating. I asked her why not and she said she couldn’t eat it without rice...I guess the stereotype is true...Maybe it would be a bit like us eating meat sauce without pasta--just food for thought (no pun intended :p)

I haven’t walked home from work in a while so I did that today and it felt great! I was walking along singing to my ipod when I ran into a boy with a broom sweeping the path. He walked in front of me for a good 5 minutes, looking back ever 30 seconds as though he had never seen anyone Caucasian before. I guess I’m still not quite used to it.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

I’m not Dead, the Internet Just Sucks Part II

Happy Birthday to my Mom today! I wish I could be at home with her!

I haven’t posted on my blog in a long time because we have been having serious internet troubles. First we lost access in the residence and then the Chinese government started attacking our VPN and we lost access to non-Chinese internet everywhere (the restaurant, the residence, the Beijing office...). It was a serious problem because all of our reservation information is on Google documents, which we need VPN to access. All this to say that blogging has become very difficult.

I did eventually get my visa documentation sorted out and I should be able to pick up my passport with an extended visa in 5 days or so. I think they purposely put the entry-exit section of the public security office in the middle of nowhere so people won’t try to stay longer, but perhaps I am just directionally challenged. I went into Beijing just for the day to give in my passport but because we had no internet, I had no googlemaps. All I had was the name of the building and a street. Now if you’re from Montreal, just picture knowing you were looking for an office building on Sherbrooke. You might think it a daunting task! Now I did the only logical thing I could think of and started at the subway station named after the street (Sherbrooke metro in your imaginary tale). When I got outside I didn’t magically see a large office building appear, so I walked into a store, pointed to the address Mona had thankfully written in characters on a piece of paper for me and said: “is where?”

How the women in the clothes shop knew what direction to point me in, I have no idea, but I began walking, asking the same question along the way and eventually made it there. I even ran into another girl asking the same questions along my path and we searched together. I went through an agency, so there wasn’t much to do other than give them the paperwork I had already filled out and some money. I had to follow them into the main building where you would go if you were alone to have my picture taken and I think the extra money was worth it not to have to go through the fuss and lines. I will have to renew it one more time before I leave, so hopefully it will be even more painless.

Today was our first day of sun in about two weeks and boy had I forgotten quite how hot it gets! It was great to be able to walk home again tonight though :)

Jake and Alex had their last work day on Thursday so there was a goodbye party at Jim and Tang Liang’s last night. Lots of good food and good people and apparently good alcohol...Mona and Giulia have their last day on July 13th and 12th respectively, so everyone will be gone soon :(

I will try to blog again tomorrow, but a lot depends on the internet situation.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Gortex Sneakers

I felt like I was back at camp today. It rained...all day...I don’t think I have ever been so happy to have Gortex sneakers as when Mona complained that it felt like she was walking on watermelon--her flats weren’t really meant for wading through puddles. I actually told some people about the fireplace in their house and had them nod approvingly instead of looking at me like I am crazy as they typically do. Apparently it’s the rainy season :(

Needless to say, today wasn’t particularly busy at the Schoolhouse. On the other hand, some VIP group came by for lunch and complained that there was a large puddle outside the doorway. So, Mona and I spent quite a while trying to sweep it away (which didn’t work since the sidewalk is slanted and it was still pouring) and eventually filling dustpans with the water and pouring it elsewhere. We must have looked pretty funny!

I ordered today’s special (as described in yesterday’s post) for lunch and the chicken was even better with the plum sauce! However, this meant that I got caught without dinner tonight because I was checking people in during the staff meal. By the time I got back there was no food left anywhere. So, I cooked some more eggplant, mushrooms and noodles. Tana, who didn’t have dinner either, came and joined me and we shared my food and a patty melt that she ordered from the Brickyard as well as some amazing grapefruit tea. Some of the kitchen staff asked to borrow my chess set so Tana and I watched them play five games or so. They are so fast! Maybe someday I can play against one of them...

On a different note, the one-sided conversation I got to listen to Mona having on the phone had me in stitches today, so I thought I might share it:
- Schoolhouse, hello
- You’d like to confirm your reservation for 8 people?
- Hum...I don’t see you on our calendar. What was your name again?
- Oh well...we aren’t too busy tomorrow, I can put you down. What time would you like it for?
- You’d like the table near what?
- The bedroom?
- Oh, you wanted a house!

Apparently it’s a bit confusing that our phone number for the restaurant and lodging is the same...